Original song whose lyrics are quotes from the 1988 dark comedy "Heathers," starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
Heather #1 just looked right at me
Martha Dumptruck tried to buy the farm
I don't really like my friends
It's more like they're the people I work with
And our job is being popular and shit
My teen angst bullshit has a body count
Bulemia's so '87
I was impressed to see
She made proper use of the word "myriad"
In her suicide note
Did you hear school's cancelled today
Because Kurt and Ram killed themselves
In a repressed homosexual suicide pact
What's your damage, Heather?
Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Because I can be
I'm gonna have to send
My SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford
Sit and spin
You cannot accessorize for shit
Say I like to suck big dicks
OK, you like to suck big dicks
Teenage suicide, don't do it
Teenage suicide, she blew it
Kurt and Ram had nothing to offer the school
But date rape and AIDS jokes
Lick it up, baby, lick it up
The only place different social types
Can genuinely get along is in heaven
I love my dead gay son
released 08 July 2014
Homer Marrs (guitar, vocals), Mark Hanner (tambourine, backing vocals), Zach Verdoorn (bass, additional guitar), Rick Field (drums). Recorded and engineered by Brent Reardon with Phil Pobanz and Kevin Cebulski at Illinois Institute of Art - Chicago, January, 2013. Additional recording, mixing and mastering by Larry Peek at LakeEFX, Chicago, June 2014. Produced and composed by Homer Marrs.
Cover art by Kevin Levick.
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