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Original song whose lyrics are quotes from the 1988 dark comedy "Heathers," starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater.


Fuck me gently with a chainsaw
Heather #1 just looked right at me
Martha Dumptruck tried to buy the farm

I don't really like my friends
It's more like they're the people I work with
And our job is being popular and shit

Dear Diary,
My teen angst bullshit has a body count
Bulemia's so '87

I was impressed to see
She made proper use of the word "myriad"
In her suicide note

Did you hear school's cancelled today
Because Kurt and Ram killed themselves
In a repressed homosexual suicide pact

What's your damage, Heather?
Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?
Because I can be

I'm gonna have to send
My SAT scores to San Quentin instead of Stanford
How very

Sit and spin
You cannot accessorize for shit
Say I like to suck big dicks

OK, you like to suck big dicks

Teenage suicide, don't do it
Teenage suicide, she blew it

Kurt and Ram had nothing to offer the school
But date rape and AIDS jokes
Lick it up, baby, lick it up

The only place different social types
Can genuinely get along is in heaven
I love my dead gay son


released July 8, 2014
Homer Marrs (guitar, vocals), Mark Hanner (tambourine, backing vocals), Zach Verdoorn (bass, additional guitar), Rick Field (drums). Recorded and engineered by Brent Reardon with Phil Pobanz and Kevin Cebulski at Illinois Institute of Art - Chicago, January, 2013. Additional recording, mixing and mastering by Larry Peek at LakeEFX, Chicago, June 2014. Produced and composed by Homer Marrs.

Cover art by Kevin Levick.

Copyright 2014 Homer Marrs



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Homer Marrs and the Excellent Adventure Chicago, Illinois

Homer Marrs & The Excellent Adventure is an indie rock act that gets compared to They Might Be Giants but sounds more like David Sedaris tickle-fighting R.E.M. Their sound is catchy pop/rock with seriocomic lyrics.

"Fun Size” is a 5-song snack that's been called “expressive, relatable and overtly witty” (Anthem Review) and “grunge meets They Might Be Giants and Weezer” (Here Comes the Flood).
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